Counterpoint: What if Satan decided to give you dope ass thicc hips so you can be a femboy fatale, tempting the righteous into “sin”? Satan is pretty cool tbh I wouldn’t put it past him.
If Satan wants to make me look especially submissive and breedable then hail Satan!
i would hail satan even if they dont
Oh no, he’s got to work for my hailing, I don’t just give it away
Seconded
I like the sound of this Satan guy!
God didn’t give me childbearing hips, but I started going to the gym to excessively use the leg press, do hip thrusts, and do everything else that’ll get me a massive booty. Pray for a thicc future 🙏
I believe in you!! (Send me updates >:3)
Thank youu :3 (updates, more like buttpdates >w<)
Hehe buttpdates >:3
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God literally set me up to be trans by giving me a huge booty and pretty hands by default! checkmate, Satan, God beat you to it >:3
mfw femboy breeding hips: