• grue@lemmy.world
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    10 minutes ago

    Meanwhile, Janeway be like:

    Janeway: “Photon torpedoes, full spread!”
    Tuvok: “Captain, may I remind you that we only have 38 torpedoes left to last us all the way to the Alpha Quadrant?”
    Janeway: “Did I fucking stutter?”

  • samus12345@lemm.ee
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    17 hours ago

    “What, does the torpedo seem depressed? You can sense feelings, Counselor, not the future.”

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    20 hours ago

    “So, what do you think of my TNG script?”

    “It’s great! But I don’t see any lines in here for Marina.”

    “Who?”

    “Counselor Troi.”

    “I’m sorry, am I supposed to know who that is…?”