Row 3, column 2: Also known as The Piper.

I must admit, I have been seen in the “have you ever been on fucking sofa” position quite a few times.

POV Ian know your coordinates and is rapidly approaching your location. To be a pick and fill up your sofa with his crusty ass legs.

As a person entrenched in the lower income class, almost every couch I’ve ever sat on has been profoundly uncomfortable. Gimme that floor spot any time. Easier to cuddle with the dogs anyway.

I’m mostly “Ian you prick move over” but supporting my body with my arm so my head is straight.
Sometimes I’m also “The Comfy Sidelean” or “Ian. Sit on the fucking sofa”.

When I’m sitting on a sofa for longer times, like watching tv or playing a game, I am That’s better, but when I’m sitting on it just temporarily to talk to someone, I am Ian have you ever been on a fucking sofa.

Honestly, I feel the last one. I’ve done it often enough and it actually was pretty comfortable as far as I remember.

Though what I did was a more chill version of that with me just halfway laying on it instead of sitting there like I’m in trouble.

This made me chuckle more than I expected haha

Isn’t the bottom half just how bi people sit?

My wife and I are all the ones on the right which is why we bought a truly enormous couch.