• Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    collided with a a2a missile

    I didn’t shoot him, officer. His body just collided with my bullet.

    • Ezergill@sopuli.xyz
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      It really sounds like the newspeak russian media uses. Like, the explosions are called “loud claps”, helicopter crashes have been called “hard landing” etc

    • aSingularFemboyHooter
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      1 year ago

      I’m just going to launch missiles in this direction, if you get hit, that’s your fault!