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This is just your average D&D party
“I roll an 8 before modifiers.”
“You’ve successfully convinced the guards that you are not, in fact, 30 to 50 feral hogs disguised as a horse carriage and you’re allowed to enter the estate.”
THAT IS A LOT OF HOGS TO CRANK, BROTHER!!!
HOPE YOU’VE BEEN DOING YOUR WRIST EXERCISES!!! WOULDN’T WANNA GET THAT CARPET TUNNEL!!!
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I’m actually only missing the feral hogs.
Came to comment the same. But I did really connect with a turkey once on LSD
Aspiring ecoterrorists and 30-50 feral hogs are a match made in heaven.
Business tip for real alphas:
Befriend drug dealers. That’s how successful people get drugs.“Yeah yeah, I got you man, but listen to these beats I made first…”
Isn’t this what Jesus did?
Well known Saints in general.
instructions unclear, i’m now friends with several dozen pig therians
people w personality disorders
People will be my friend??
I would be :3
I never actively sought this life, but I can definitely advocate for it
I would never befriend 29 feral hogs! 30-50, on the other hand…
Lesbians and personality disorder?!? I’m about to have tons of new friends!
Because one hog ain’t enough, and two’s too low, it is I, Thirty-To-Fifty-Hogg!
The hogs will never betray you. If they do, you were never running with the hogs to begin with.
I have depression!
if i ever meet one in all of those categories I will propose to her on the spot
