Space Contractor: “I was hired to help as a roofer for the death star, but since I know their politics I turned it down; too dangerous. I turned the job over to a colleague of mine. A week later, rebel forces blew the whole thing up. He hadn’t even finished shingling! I’m alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn’t so lucky.”
I was actually on that team, I was out getting caulking when the whole thing blew up, The first one was unbelievable but when a plain hit the second Death Star, I was stunned, what kind of terrorists would fly a plain into the Death Star? The whole job was a shit show anyway, we got halfway done and he suddenly decided he wanted metal roofing but obviously he didn’t want to pay extra but the guy is golfing buddies with the higher ups so we couldn’t say anything.
Space Contractor: “I was hired to help as a roofer for the death star, but since I know their politics I turned it down; too dangerous. I turned the job over to a colleague of mine. A week later, rebel forces blew the whole thing up. He hadn’t even finished shingling! I’m alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn’t so lucky.”
If you were roofing the Death Star how far down would you go?
It’s a sphere in space where there is no set up or down; so all the way.
About 80,000km²
I was actually on that team, I was out getting caulking when the whole thing blew up, The first one was unbelievable but when a plain hit the second Death Star, I was stunned, what kind of terrorists would fly a plain into the Death Star? The whole job was a shit show anyway, we got halfway done and he suddenly decided he wanted metal roofing but obviously he didn’t want to pay extra but the guy is golfing buddies with the higher ups so we couldn’t say anything.