You’re telling me the Fox News guy couldn’t cut it? A conundrum indeed.
Watch, the next nominee will be Sean Hannity
Maybe Hannity, Carlson, Rogan, Portnoy, and Shawn Ryan can viciously vie for the position in an electrified pentagonal arena.
Rogan leaving his podcast for this would be an incredible net positive.
He wouldn’t. He’d just discuss the war plans on the podcast!
No Jesse Waters?
I needed 5 names for my pentagon subjoke and those were the only ones I readily remembered. I’ve never watched more than 5 minutes of any pundit, so I’m pretty ignorant on who deserves my ire most.
hes still important to fox as a mouthpiece, murdoch wont let him go just yet.
Sounds like his merit was not merit enough.
What’s the conversion of scaramuccis to hegseths?
Assuming he’s out and replaced tomorrow (makes the conversion easier), he’d be in position for 88 days.
That’s 8 mooches (or 2 Trusses for our friends using the metric system).
- 1 Mooch = 11 Days
- 1 Truss = 44 days (or 4 Mooches)
- 1 Hesgeth = 2 Trusses = 8 Mooches
That nazi being in office for 88 days seems fitting, doesn’t it?
Not as fitting as being in office for 0 days, TBH.
Raus he goes
Runter, hoffentlich.
Oo let’s shorten it— ‘AUS! 👉‘ might work better with a naughty dog like Pete haha
1 Hegseth = 1 octomooch
LOL “or two Trusses for our friends using the metric system”
I needed a good laugh, thank you
I’m sure it would tickle him to have left after 88 days.
Appreciate the mafs.
The metric conversion is very useful thank you
When this baby reaches 88 days, you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- Doc Brown
This is amazing 🤩🤩🤩
Kudos, that’s by far the best humorous post I’ve seen on Lemmy so far!
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They found someone worse already?
Start to worry if Kid Rock starts cancelling tour dates.
Always a silver lining.
Here comes the pillow man
Imagine replacing your own hand-picked Sectary of Defense after only three months and it’s considered a win.
Pretty sure he did this every few months his first term
three months
7.81 Mooches to be exact.
Next do this fuckin guy
Trump has a process??
Concepts of a process!
I heard Aaron Rodgers is looking for something to do…
Or maybe take Brett Farve before his stupid ass tries to run for governor of Wisconsin.
They’re both QBs, though. Aren’t they a better fit for Secretary of Offense?
Trump: “Does this guy know how to read a defense folks”
Farve didn’t even know what dime defense was!
Why didn’t you link the NPR report?
Hopefully the next appointee knows to keep war crimes secret so nobody has to mention them and we can kill thousands of innocents in Yemen with less details leaking to the press.
I can forgive the murder of everyone in an apartment building, but not being sloppy on opsec!
I was really hoping they’d keep him, rather than replacing him with the next most sycophantic rich boy in line.
We all know they tolerate rank incompetence and have no care for the lives of americans. Keeping hegseth would be saying that much louder, so now it’s someone else’s turn to endanger our lives.
Remember, losing his job should only be the most minor thing he faces out of all of this.
He should face felonies for leaking classified information and for actively creating non-traceable government records. He should be spending time in solitary for this, based on other prosecutions.
Just like his boss.
My hoop dream is that someone is keeping tabs and notes and if not Republicans take the POTUS next general, all of the charges will be brought then, so the fat fuck can’t pardon them.
I’m honestly surprised they’re even worried about optics at this point. They pretty much haven’t seemed to care about really anything that’s been done or said by team Trump.
Why, because he was too much qualified? Next one is going to discuss war plans in a public irc channel
Irc is to technical for them. It’ll be on nazitter
Fuckin LOL, next guy will be even worse.
