One of the subreddits I miss terribly is /r/divorcedbirds. She would fit in nicely. But someone cleverer than me should come up with a good backstory.
Bird or goofy animal content in general. I might need to start a community here because I need my fix. r/pigeons , r/stupiddovenests , r/catswithjobs and so on
Oh yeah /r/stupiddovenests was awesome.
If you do, please remind me.
She will absolutely destroy him in the divorce.
It’s a bird, so that’s prob the he.
Horrible anti-idea this made me think of:
Mustaches… but grown out of wildly prolific nose hairs.
The increase in ear and nose hair is the only part of aging I despise, appearance wise. I don’t mind grays or wrinkles, but having hair sprouting out of my nose and ears is not only unsightly, but they can be physically bothersome as well. Fortunately, it is easily managed, but it is another thing added to my list of shit to do.
… I had this start happening around the time I hit 30.
Not graying or wrinkles really… but the ear and nose hairs.
Fortunately, yes, it is basically as simple as ‘get an ear/nose trimmer’, but also yes, it is annoying.
I have yet to approach ‘nosestache’ levels though, lol.
IDK if I have nosestache levels because I’m determined not to find out. 🤣
If that bird was in a Disney movie it would be the ultra sassy character.
Classic skullet
Those are some Thaylen eyebrows right there
Go off, Queen.
Looks like a skullet
