• modifier@lemmy.ca
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      All I’m saying is, I could be talked around to the idea. I’m saying I’m not open to a 4 horsemen regime, but I’m less closed to it than I was a year ago.

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      The problem is Trump’s riding ahead of the horses, they may be in cahoots

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        Yep.

        It’s trump in a greasy gilded golf cart carried like a ghetto palanquin ported by poor people. Then the horsemen:

        1. Putin for war
        2. Bibi for conquest
        3. Kim for famine
        4. Xi for death

        Chasing after them are some truly stupid people throwing flowers and pledging eternal support.

        • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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          trump is too incompetent to be baal, lord of destruction, hes not as coninviing and smart as baal. he would be a low-level demon.

          • JokeDeity@lemm.ee
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            He’s an idiot, he’s incompetent, he’s blinded by greed, jealousy and hatred… And yet he’s incredibly powerful and doing serious damage to the entire planet, he’s totally Baal.

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      I would like to thank Lucifer for our salvation. Damnation is a marked improvement over unregulated capitalism.

    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’d go straight to death and plead for a quick one. I don’t wanna be around to experience what his brothers bring.

      • samus12345@lemm.ee
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        SORRY, WE’RE JUST HERE AS A METAPHOR. YOU HUMANS ARE THE ONES WHO DO THE ACTUAL KILLING AND SUCH.

    • phorq@lemmy.ml
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      Where do they sell band-aids with pupil cutouts? Asking for a friend

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    I’M JUST HERE TRYING TO DO MY JOB. WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OF IT?

    SQUEAK!

    I KNOW, I KNOW, IT’S JUST THAT THESE HUMANS CANNOT BE PLEASED!

    Should be plenty of eyeballs after, right?

    SQUEAK

    Didn’t ask you, was talking to the skeleton on the horse.

    I, UH, NEVER CONCERNED MYSELF WITH THE LEFTOVERS.