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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny · 1 个月前

When computer is what?

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When computer is what?

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny · 1 个月前
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  • Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    why does this image have built-in spit droplets

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      My dumb ass just went and tried to clean my screen before I read your comment

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        Did you put it into screen cleaning mode first?

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        Same, I was wondering why doesn’t the damn thing cleanse off

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      It has been saved, reposted and saved so many times that there is data loss making fuzzy artifacts in the picture.

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      This was incredibly confusing for me because I washed my hands after opening this post. I picked up my phone, and I read your top comment before reading the post, and then I looked at my screen and I actually had water on my screen. I was like, “Damn that is some realistic looking water!” Then I wiped it on my shirt and it disappeared and I got really confused lol

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      Shower thoughts, clearly it needs water.

    • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Image so old it got moldy

    • Oisteink@feddit.nl
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      It’s semen

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Just open up notepad, start cleaning, and then use the resulting document as a word finder puzzle. Hell, if you’re really lucky you might write the next best selling novel.

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      Wouldn’t recommend this. I mean, it was publishable, sure. But there were tons of spelling errors.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Bah! That’s what editors are for!

    • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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      They told me it was already published by Shakespeare.

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  • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Some keyboards have a lock button and most can be unplugged

    • fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Mostly only an issue for laptops.

      Side note: whoever decided that pressing any key on the keyboard should turn on the computer should be shot. Fuck you Apple for bringing that back.

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        Not sure how long I’ve had this tool but several years at least. Nothing fancy, just toggles keyboard input temporarily so you can clean. Works for power key.

        https://folivora.ai/keyboardcleantool

        • A Wild Mimic appears!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Years ago Apple rejected the app for the Mac App Store because apparently it’s “not useful”

          Apple employees never clean their keyboards confirmed

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      I think there used to be a program for windows to lock the keyboard, too. Themed around protecting from cats walking across it, if anyone wants to look.

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        Cat like typing detected

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    You’re supposed to clean your keyboard?

    I bought one with lights and it’s a glorious display case for my collection of dead skin, crumbs and stray pubes.

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      How are your pubes getting near your k–

      wait, no I don’t want the answer to that question.

      • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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      Stray WHAT??? 😭

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      There were two HDMI ports. (I selected the correct one)

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    1. Unplug keyboard or turn off bluetooth.
    2. Clean keyboard.
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      ok but get this: I have a laptop

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          Gotta go harder to get that deep clean.

          Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eX3IGPq8AQ

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        Unplug the laptop. Clean keyboard.

        Or rip it out and clean it.

        • A Wild Mimic appears!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Rip and Tear until it is done lol

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            Best Buy said this isn’t covered under warranty.

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      Unplugging the keyboard requires getting down on my hands and knees, groping around to find a plug I can’t visually see, and probably dislocating my shoulder in the process.

      And then even more luck required to get the plug I can’t see back IN, trying the USB every single way blind by feel only, and neither way wants to accept it’s the right one.

      It’s an absolute last resort.

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        My keyboard has a detachable cable so you can just unplug it from the keyboard

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          I’m happy for you

        • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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          same, mine is also USB-C on the keyboard’s end.

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          Yeah that’s nice stuff.

          I recently bought a mechanical keyboard with a USB C port for the connector. A cable came along with it.

          The keyboard turned out to be absolute[1] garbage and I ended up with an expensive USB C cable.


          1. ok maybe not absolute, I might be able to salvage some components ↩︎

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        Its odd that keyboards don’t have USB on the back of them. Every other peripheral does it seems, but they usually come hard wired.

  • 𝕿𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖝𝖎𝖒𝖆@programming.dev
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    deleted by creator

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      You’re supposed to take it to the Apple store, where they will charge you $800 to “clean” the keyboard, by replacing and throwing away half the computer. This is the correct user experience. /s

      Apple hates making functional serviceable machines anymore.

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    Thank you, meme, for making me take 20 seconds to clean my phone screen then wonder why it wouldn’t clean.

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    I don’t clean my keyboard. I just add chia seeds and a little water. Chia keyboard ftw.

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      Chiaboard.

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        K-K-K-Keyboard!

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    Just lock the screen. The worst that’ll happen is a failed login or switching the keyboard layout or something.

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      Windows-L is the hotkey (in Windows at least), for those who maybe didn’t know.

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        And in GNOME. In KDE, it’s Ctrl+Alt+L. In macOS, it’s Cmd+Ctrl+Q.

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          My KDE (both 5 and 6, just checked) also uses Meta+L, by default. On my KDE 5 Ctrl+Alt+L appears as custom but I don’t remember adding it, maybe they inverted the two.

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            Maybe it’s the other way around then, it’s muscle memory at this point. I know GNOME and KDE are opposites.

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    My god, unplug the USB or just turn off the keyboard. Simple.

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    Esterline make specialised keyboards that are specifically for sterile environments which have this feature. You press a button, the keys are ignored and you can wipe the keyboard down.

    https://www.advancedinput.com/medigenic

    • martinb@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Sounds like a mouthwash company

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    Unplug it or turn it off if it’s wireless. Not that hard.

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      What is “unplug”? /j

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        It’s what happens when you trip over the lamp’s power cord, except for a keyboard.

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    I just open a vt and clean. Typing gibberish on login prompt is fine and f keys don’t work.

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      I usually open vim.

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      Lock screen also works.

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    You could also just unplug the keyboard

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