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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny · 6 days ago

Well, I'm going to hell

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Well, I'm going to hell

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny · 6 days ago
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  • Enzy@lemm.ee
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    6 days ago

    More like disarmed

    • Balthazar@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      He’s 'armless.

  • flambonkscious
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    Lovely, see you there

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      Considering the things I’ve done to some men… I doubt this joke is gonna make a difference. But will definitely see you there lol

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        I mean the guys already making this joke himself right? So you’re just laughing along with him. Unless you made the T-shirt text for the meme, and even still, he’d probably chuckle at it if that were the case.

        • merde alors
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          jpeg pattern around the text makes me think that it’s edited :/

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            The text seems to follow the folds in the shirt, makes me think it’s real. Unless someone put in way too much effort for a simple joke

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    It’s either edited or bro uses way too much starch when doing the laundry. Those arm holes…

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    If we made a movie about a guy like this in a shirt like this, except he had a crotch gun that fires when he does a kegel, do you think we’d get a cult following? Maybe make a legendary trilogy?

    Let me paint you the basic background: He’s a swinger in a relationship with a sex therapist, and he’s an engineer.

    It can go one of two ways, all innuendos and nothing explicit, or more like the Boys/GoT.

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      Why do people need to make everything into Star Wars?

      • Comment105@lemm.ee
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        I must be super ignorant about the lore, I realize.

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      He’s a swinger in a relationship with a sex therapist

      They met in therapy, obviously. He never really got over the incident with his late wife until he met her.

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        Perfect.

  • lost_faith@lemmy.ca
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    Is this what happens when you go noodling?

  • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Squirrelly Dan?

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      Pretty sure he was armed. Never finished the series tho, you better not have spoilered me!

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    Prolly has a big weenie tho

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      deleted by creator

  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    I thought it was this guy:

    (or Jack Black)

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    Shirts that go hard.

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    Uh, he married? My wife and I, we ain’t in an open relationship but we could make an exception

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