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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do

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Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today
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    Who is still using a 7+1 gun these days? Are we in the fucking pacific islands shooting colt .45s at the japanese? Get yourself an extended 300+1 drum mag that slots into your automatic glock you’ve taken from the secret service or something.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      15 hours ago

      I personally prefer one of these

  • Almacca@aussie.zone
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    Still a better love story than Twilight.

    Or is it?

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    Acorn hit the roof.

  • Godric@lemmy.world
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    💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW

    • atlien51@lemm.ee
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      17 hours ago

      Sorry I think you forgot a pow

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        💥pow

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        That was their backup gun, it’s a subcompact

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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    8 gunshots but 9 muzzle flashes something fishy is going on with that gun

    • REDACTED@infosec.pub
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      Exhaust backfire

    • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Perhaps the fact that it was fired over the internet has something to do with it 🧐

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Packet ,̶’̶ ̶ ̶,̶ ̶|̶ ̶,̶’̶ ̶_̶’̶

        • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          .:|:;

        • felsiq@lemmy.zip
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          I think markdown ate your newline, you gotta put two spaces at the end of the last line or it just ignores line breaks

          • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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            There was no newline.

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              Oh I just assumed it was loss but didn’t actually see it till now, so figured markdown struck again lmao

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    Ok, I laughed a lot. Didn’t see that coming, but it was funny because it’s so believable.

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    This occurred over the course of several days. That’s dedication to one’s self-sabotage.

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      That’s dedication to one’s self-sabotage.

      Self-sabotage? This will be the best sex that person ever had, or, something. It’s a role-play setup. /s

      Grossman says that after finishing their shift, a cop says, “Gunfight, bad guys down, I’m alive” and goes on to have “the best sex … in months.” He says, “Both partners are very invested in some very intense sex” and that “there’s not a whole lot of perks that come with this job. If you find one, relax and enjoy it.”

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        He’ll even need to reload.

      • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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        I put on my gun and spare magazine…

  • eta@feddit.org
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    STOP RESISTING!!!

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      18 hours ago

      But officer! You’re irresistible!

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