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    Eyuck, I feel contaminated by seeing that face on my Picard. Looking forward to my camera/biometrics monitored hygiene break in 14 hours

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    transporter room, this is ensign crusher, requesting biological waste fluid transport from my station to matter recyclers, and a new pair of pants from my quarters to my legs

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      Request denied, due to lack of credit card number on file to pay for requested transaction. Please input your 25555 character credit card number and bone marrow sample deposit at your convenience in order to continue to use our services. In the meantime, shut up Wesley, until you can pay for it you are dead to us!

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      I didn’t make it but I did save it 2-3 years ago. AI wouldn’t have been able to slap that together at that point.

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        Original memer done good on this one. The face is so seamless. It is weird to consider there is this boundary now in history between almost-certainly human production and almost-certainly AI production.

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    For a second there I thought that amazon had bought the rights to star trek…

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    Bold of Captain Bezos to be on that ship. He’s nothing without goons and if everyone there hates him, well, what was that about space and screaming?

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      Captain, heyyll, he ain’t no captain, he just owns the company. Once she’s underway, he ain’t shit. He don’t even decide how much hot water he gets in the shower. [Source: up close XP]

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    There is a bathroom by the conference room to the rear right of Wesley…