Can relate. Especially the last line part.
Same. Literally me.
Definitely not the Picard Maneuver
The Picard maneuver here would be to shave it early and look the same age for like 30 years
Pretty much what I did. I started to thin on top in my early thirties. Nothing major at the time but it was obvious where it was going so I shaved it all off and have been since.
Aside from a few more wrinkles I look pretty much the same twenty years later…
…though my beard has recently started to sprout a few grey hairs.
You’ve gotta keep the beard though. Unless you’re Patrick Stewart or The Rock, every movie ever made says that a dude with a shaved head AND face is untrustworthy.
Heartwarming. She noticed but decided to follow her heart of hearts and say yes anyway.
Heart of hearts, is that the new name for Gspot?
Mutual Savings Account
The way to her heart is financial stability.
His cock reaches all the way to the bank?
Same thing to some women.
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