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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Ball mill them first, for best results

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Ball mill them first, for best results

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Tb0n3
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    You keep talking but never do anything.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      So what you’re saying is I’m all chatter, no splatter?

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        If only someone would always post the location of billionares and their planes and yachts

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          I mean how am I supposed to capture a flying jet?

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            There are ways XD

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            may i introduce to you: handheld guided surface-to-air missiles

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            A hobby drone carrying a few feet of steel cable flown into the engine intakes as it takes off or lands?

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    It’s not just natural and compostable - it’s incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people’s lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).

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    Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

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      Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?

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        Better than eating plastic

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          but the rich are made out of plastic, no?

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        plastic is unhealthy to eat

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        The meat might be tender, but if they’re US billionaires they’ll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol

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        Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!

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        Eat the rich -> you be one the next richest -> get eaten

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      And it grows saplings instantly

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      You’re sending really mixed signals.

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        I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

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          But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

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        Yeah, but it eventually becomes bioavailable

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            K

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                Really though. The article I link to shows it’s uptake in plants and improvement in soil available P

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      Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

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      All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.

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    Can I exchange them for carbon credits? A single one is probably better than quute a huge forrest!

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      Asking for a friend!

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    this is great. but shouldn’t we also fix the system that allows billionaires to exist?

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      then how are se going continue to get etically harvested human bones?

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      You think the billionaires will stand by and let you do that?

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    One thing I’ve always wondered is why people keep parroting “eat the rich” and say they actually mean it when you ask, but not a single story about someone actually doing it comes up. When is someone going to actually follow through?

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      I don’t know if you want a serious answer but here you go: it has to be something done in massive numbers to shift the power balance towards the people and away from the billionaires, else it’s just an individual killing a poor father of three or whatever sob story they’d like to tell that happened to be a CEO

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      They taste like fossil fuels, I don’t recommend it tbh

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      They taste horrible is the issue

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      Tell me you would seriously eat that! elon-musk-69

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        Yeah, it’s like eating ass, you don’t really do it.

        Unless you’re a dirty, dirty boy.

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      https://media.tenor.com/Ly9YKwUWi4AAAAAM/hannibal-lecter.gif

      • Unforeseen
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        Fpfpfpfpf

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      When tax reform is passed to remove caps and tax stock buybacks aggressively.

      So never

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    *biodegradeble ecofriendly natural halloween decoration

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    You’re gonna have to dive really deep to recover said natural bones

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    Any tips for removing the meat and bleaching the bones?

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      Step 1: make them mine for coal until they stop moving.

      • 𝓒𝓸𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓽@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Not coal, make them clean up every piece of litter until they collapse.

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      Leave it out for a few days and let the coyotes have at it.

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      https://youtube.com/@AntsCanada?si=EeI-P544hSHuWbw8

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    Lots of politicians out there free to use too.

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    I whant to upvote but we are a t 420 upvotes and i dont whant to be a party pooper

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    Based

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    Based

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    I get so distracted whenever the subject of bones comes up.

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