• GBU_28@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    1st wish: bring all insects together into one mega organism blob that slowly traverses the earth consuming anything it touches

      • Jax
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        I think that just results in billions of dog sized bugs being dead no? Isn’t it a lack of available oxygen in the air that keeps their size down?

        Granted, every flying insect becoming as large as a dog and plummeting to the Earth instantly would be fucking horrifying.

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          The inverse-square law means that most insects lack the body structure to withstand their own weight at that size, which would mean a horrifying moment or all insects growing and then imploding under their own weight.

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            1 year ago

            You guys are all ignoring the most fundamental law of physics: Monkey’s Paw Law.

            “Grant the desired wish in the most unpleasant way possible.”

            Hidden Effect: Phyics now supports bugs the size of dogs.

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        All yards become massive piles of dead dogs erupting everywhere from the ground.

      • RIPandTERROR
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        1 year ago

        “I’ma boutta singlehandedly bring the worldwide prices for gasoline and ammo up a cent.”