• veroxii@aussie.zone
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        1 year ago

        Day 17171. I still find myself stuck in the future. In fact all efforts to return to real time has failed. The antipodal time lords invoked a yearly time warp ritual this morning and upon waking up I find myself another hour further into the future.

        The god like power of knowing the future is starting to become a burden but I remain vigilant and have stocked up on Vegemite and non-Fosters beer. The emus are coming …

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          1 year ago

          Well, your people started a war with them in the thirties, they’re just here to settle family business.

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        1 year ago

        It is now Sunday morning. But I’ve been reliably informed tomorrow we’ll have second Sunday, aka Labour Day public holiday.

        Holding out for elevensies on Tuesday.