There’s something I like about this aesthetic. It’s very… textured, unlike everything else in this day and age, which is smooth.
Smooth usually means easier to clean.
Hmm that’s true
Both jinner and jurger sound like horrific slurs
In the midwest, they call it jupper.
Edit - kinda felt gross to type that
That’s not just any jurger, it’s a BIG JAC.
No but the jun is a little jry.
I always say that we should boil all of our denim.
um yes, welcome to mcJonald’s
The texture alone is making me gag.
Pretty Patties
I like my burger like I like my jeans: high and tight.
Feel like I’m seeing SpongeBob’s Pretty Patties.
TIHI
Ew pthhh pthhh this is old navy I ordered levis
This is an abomination that I’m going to inflict upon others!
me, once again waking up from the reality where cotton fabrics are edible and a regular staple of the American diet “NONONONONO I WANNA GO BACK!”
Yea, yea this fits, I dont even like McDonald’s burgers