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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 年前

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    That’s what the interns are for; that and snacks

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      I’ve heard some horror stories, but cannibalism is new

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        Ahh… The ol’ Lemmaroo. Ya clever bastard

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          Is… Is this ground zero?

          Because hold my snacks, I’m already here.

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            Hello future people!

          • ilikecoffee@lemmy.world
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            I just made [email protected] :) Maybe we can restart the tradition again here on Lemmy.

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      And then take all the credit for their findings for yourself ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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        Of COURSE! They’re paid in “experience” not anything tangible!

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    Bruh the data analytics is the fun part.

    Everything else gets you 🥵 and 😩

    • slaughtermouse@lemmy.world
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      I too, get horny and tired during fieldwork.

      • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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        Biologists have all the fun.

        Who wouldn’t get a little riled up finding a new beetle species for the third time in a week?

        • ArianaGrande@lemmy.world
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          Do they also masturbate on the clock?

      • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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        It’s called a safety 🛟 stand down 🍆 💦 bruh and it’s in the protocol.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Bruh the data analytics is the fun part.

      How often that constitutes of using VLookup in Excel?

      • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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        :laughs in data.table:

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        Who uses excel for data analysis??

        Everyone I know use either R, or python if they’re in comp sci.

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          Well, experiments in CS are not as cool.

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            Why not? :3

            Sure, I have a bias but… I think we’re doing plenty of cool stuff! Maybe not a 27-kilometre long particle accelerator level cool but…

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    deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

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    You can’t just collect and analyse the data either, you have to write a kickass paper, design an appealing poster and present it like it’s the best thing ever and the respective talk…oh yea and then you have to write tons of kickass proposals to get the funding to do more experiments to collect more data and analyse it and… :)

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    Analysis is the fun part!

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      Sick fuck!

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    day ruined

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      having fun party-parrot-science

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      dudes rock

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      “Superstition or pseudoscience?”
      “Yes.”

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    Ouch. Ouchies.
    Like a thin, delicate needle, straight through the heart.

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    I know, people are just a lot more willing to accept explosions if you say it’s an experiment

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    fuck

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