The World Meteorological Organization has declared the first El Niño eight years after the last weather event developed, bringing record-high temperatures.
“Y’all said warming, but it’s actually wildly unstable weather patterns that will cause untold strife and pain for billions of people. Suck it, hippies!”
It’s a good thing this global warming stuff is a hoax, or I’d really be freaking out right now.
“Global Warming? But last year, it was record-breaking cold temperatures!”
“Y’all said warming, but it’s actually wildly unstable weather patterns that will cause untold strife and pain for billions of people. Suck it, hippies!”