• 0x4E4F
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    1 year ago

    SHOPPING LIST

    • Shovel

    • Duct tape

    • Cable ties

    • Shovel (if the first one breaks upon impact)

    Don’t mind me folks, I’m just making a shopping list for the wife 😊.

    • Klicnik
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 year ago

      I laughed out loud. That was my thought too. This guy is going to murder his wife, and his premeditation is out on the internet.

      • 0x4E4F
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        1 year ago

        Who, me? Why would you think that, I adore my wife 😊. She just loves playing whack a mole in our garden. Then she takes the dead moles and ties them to the fence with duckt tape or cable ties to make the new neighbours feel right at home… so thoughtful of her 😊.