Luckily, my wife doesn’t know I got 7 accounts 😁.
“Don’t mind me. Just making some notes for myself about my wife, in a sort of private diary… on a public forum that federates with other public forums. Multiple posts per hour. Ho-hum dee dee dum, oh, wow? Other people are reading this? So shocked.”
Edit: meant this as a post reply, not a reply to your comment. Oh well.
SHOPPING LIST
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Shovel
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Duct tape
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Cable ties
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Shovel (if the first one breaks upon impact)
Don’t mind me folks, I’m just making a shopping list for the wife 😊.
I laughed out loud. That was my thought too. This guy is going to murder his wife, and his premeditation is out on the internet.
Who, me? Why would you think that, I adore my wife 😊. She just loves playing whack a mole in our garden. Then she takes the dead moles and ties them to the fence with duckt tape or cable ties to make the new neighbours feel right at home… so thoughtful of her 😊.
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Shit killed me
