• wienercleaner@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Depends on how it feels when I’m not shitting and pissing in it.

    If it craves my waste, but can be chill during the time I’m not using it, then I’d choose that. However, if it spends all that time in agony from not having its desires met, then I’d rather it hates it, since it would only have to go through that a couple of times each day versus suffering almost all day long.

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      1 year ago

      Could you imagine coming back from vacation, walking in your front door and hearing “FEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEE!!!”