• @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    181 year ago

    Depends on how it feels when I’m not shitting and pissing in it.

    If it craves my waste, but can be chill during the time I’m not using it, then I’d choose that. However, if it spends all that time in agony from not having its desires met, then I’d rather it hates it, since it would only have to go through that a couple of times each day versus suffering almost all day long.

    • @jballs
      link
      71 year ago

      Could you imagine coming back from vacation, walking in your front door and hearing “FEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEE!!!”

  • @Drhype
    cake
    link
    61 year ago

    <h1>LOVE</h1>

  • @jballs
    link
    51 year ago

    Hey can you come over and shit in my toilet every once in a while? I’m going out of town till Friday.

  • @Cl1nk
    link
    21 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • darcy
    link
    11 year ago

    hate, coz then i wouldnt feel bad when i eat its dinner