at least in 15 years when the draft (doesn’t) drop I can sit at home eating cheetos

not originally intended to be a stock photo meme, I just found this image funny

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  • moosetwinOP
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    318 months ago

    If you didn’t know, mental disorders disqualify you from being an astronaut, (at least at NASA)

    • ivanafterall
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      318 months ago

      That leaves you only one choice: you have to become the mentally-ill billionaire owner of a space-travel company.

    • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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      98 months ago

      I’m also disqualified because I’m too tall, so I have that going for me, which is nice.

    • @[email protected]
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      8 months ago

      first of all Elon Musk and fucking Jeff Bezos are “Astronauts” and they have a fuckton of mental problems. You can’t be NASA’s astronaut but NASA is not what it was anymore and if they don’t want you the private sector does and it pays better! Go for it bro!

      • @Jumuta
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        8 months ago

        Jeff is a suborbital commercial space tourist and elon hasn’t even gone to space

  • moosetwinOP
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    8 months ago

    sorry for another depression one, just feeling kinda shit lately

  • ivanafterall
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    128 months ago

    For whatever it’s worth, you aren’t missing much. There’s very nearly nothing in space.

      • @Jumuta
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        eh, you can experience a lot of what being in orbit is like just by going on the vomit comet lmao