• XIIIesq
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    9 months ago

    -Be anon

    -Qt3.14 making obvious and repeated signals

    -Get oneitis, picture our perfect lives together

    -Do nothing about it because of crippling social anxiety

    • Th4tGuyII
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      Alternative timeline:

      -Be lonely anon

      -QT3.14 repeatedly making blindly obvious signals

      -“She’s the one”

      -Ask her out

      -QT discovers Anon uses 4Chan

      -Be lonely Anon

  • @EmoDuck
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    399 months ago

    She’s a jar of carbonara sauce, isn’t she?

    • @starman2112
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      119 months ago

      A 6 year gap becomes socially acceptable at 26

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          My bad, I forgot the biggest milestone in maturity: being legally allowed to buy alcohol, specifically in the USA

          You know, maybe they shouldn’t date someone two years younger either. Wouldn’t want to go out with someone who isn’t mature enough to rent a car

            • @starman2112
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              The average 20 year old has had more life experiences than I have at 28. Any relationships ever, more than one job ever, anything resembling a social life ever. By this logic I ought to be dating middle schoolers. Best to stick with half my age plus 7.

            • @Jax
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              19 months ago

              Crazy how there’s an entire world to experience out there, yet your thoughts float back to alcohol.

        • norbert
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          19 months ago

          Is that really a big deal though? I know a lot of people that just don’t drink, it’s not part of their social life or not something they enjoy.