Flying Squid@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 1 year ago1,100 Days After Trump Lost the 2020 Election, He Promises Evidence He Actually Won Is Coming Soonwww.mediaite.comexternal-linkmessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1572arrow-down125
arrow-up1547arrow-down1external-link1,100 Days After Trump Lost the 2020 Election, He Promises Evidence He Actually Won Is Coming Soonwww.mediaite.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-square0xb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·1 year agoWell at least I’m gonna get to see it since now the vaccine will kill everyone who took it ‘within 10 years’ instead of 2 as it was originally predicted.
minus-squareTelorand@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 year agoI predict that everyone who gets vaccinated will die. Coincidentally, everyone who eats food will also die. I can guarantee I’m a better prophet than they are.
minus-squaresnorkbubs@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoYou guys got 2 years? I was given just 6 months! I can feel my DNA mutilating, so I’m expecting to pass through those pearly Gates any time now.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoMe too, but my wireless signal has never been better.
minus-squareCaptDustlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoNot dead but my 5G reception is better than ever before. Can’t be a coincidence.
Well at least I’m gonna get to see it since now the vaccine will kill everyone who took it ‘within 10 years’ instead of 2 as it was originally predicted.
I predict that everyone who gets vaccinated will die. Coincidentally, everyone who eats food will also die.
I can guarantee I’m a better prophet than they are.
You guys got 2 years? I was given just 6 months! I can feel my DNA mutilating, so I’m expecting to pass through those pearly Gates any time now.
Me too, but my wireless signal has never been better.
Subtle. I like it.
Not dead but my 5G reception is better than ever before. Can’t be a coincidence.