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    Bans are never an effective strategy to prevent general use. Here we see the horrible consequences of America’s continuing war on Kinder Eggs.

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      These are Less Kind Eggs

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        Erwachsene eggs

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    I donated $15 to planned parenthood in the vain hope it will prevent another you from being born.

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    anyone care to test this and report the results?

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      Nah, I’m not that great in the kitchen.

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      deleted by creator

      • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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        Ooooh I’d love to try that

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        Horrifically Good right? Because now I feel the need to do them…

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      10/10 egg nut

      • Kerandir@lemmy.world
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        I miss free awards for comment like this 😂😂😂😂

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          Your comment is rewarding enough!

    • The Assman
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      Of course it’s good. Don’t you know there’s eggs in chocolate cake?

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        guess i can’t really argue with that…

    • ladicius@lemmy.world
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      It’s great. I eat boiled eggs with salt and a sweet toast all the time.

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    WHERE IS THE NSFW TAG⁈

    • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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      WHERE IS THE NSFL TAG⁈

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      Inside the meal itself

  • YAMAPIKARIYA@lemmyfi.com
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    I know this is prime shitpost material but I want to downvote this so much

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      Same dilemma

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    Every day, we stay further from God and sanity.

  • Rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net
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    I like to nut on my eggs too

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    I try to avoid buying / eating palm oil. And since Nutella uses palm oil, I don’t buy it.

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      Okay

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        I’m joking, you have a good point. We should all be avoiding palm oils.

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    At first glance, I thought that was a fish head on a hardboiled egg. Once I saw the Nutella jar, I realized what it was. It’s significantly less gross to me now.

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    That’s what an entire country banning Kinder Eggs does.

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      Erwachsen Egg

      (I don’t know german)

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    Is hazelnut so bad on eggs? I’ve used sugar in deviled eggs before and they were fine. Am I too American to understand this?

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    After that certain kind of pizza I`m not impressed by some things anymore.

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    Whelp, this one’s going straight into the food crimes folder; thanks for the addition!

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      Delicious international food crime

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    Nutella is overrated, change my mind

    Edit: forgot my

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      Mind my changed

      edit: my

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        It took a few to figure out what happened since the post you replied to has been corrected but it was worth it.

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          Oh shit I forgot to edit mine too

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      I know it’s an unpopular opinion, but I’ll take it a step further and say it’s gross. Way too sweet, and it has an over processed funkyness to it.

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        I’ve had it once and never again. I agree

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      I’m glad you like the creamy egg snack

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          Lovely nut cream egg sack

          edit: snack

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