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OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Columbine vibes

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Columbine vibes

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OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    Is that an actual tweet of his? Lol what a dork

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      According to msn.com and thestreet.com it’s a real tweet lol

      Such mall ninja vibes

      https://www.thestreet.com/technology/one-of-teslas-foremost-bears-issues-bold-challenge-to-ceo-musk

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        “I forgot to add that I am my own worst enemy by far,” Musk said. “No need for others to dig my grave when I’m doing it so well myself.”

        Rare moment of self awareness from Elon?

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          More like legal backpedal

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          I don’t want to click that link. Are you joking or is that a real quote?

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            It’s a real quote from the article. I haven’t investigated further to verify.

            Edit: I have some bad news

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              A rare moment of self-awareness from Lonnie boy.

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        Yeah I suppose at this point it’s a mixture of unlimited wealth, unlimited cocaine, very limited self awareness and very limited imagination

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          I think it’s Ketamine in his case. Of course, he is using it under the strict supervision of his personal doctor, Joe Rogan.

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          And high self confidence

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        What do large hairy gay men have to do with this?

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      I need evidence. This one is too much… I’ll be back after I look around the internet.

      Edit: Wow. Just wow. I just… What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Proof (warning, it’s a Twitter link).

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        Holy cringe Batman

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        web archive link

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      He’s basically JP from Grandma’s Boy.

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        You’re just jealous of his robot ears

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    XxEdgeLord69420xX

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      Hey man, his son has nothing to do with this!

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      Man edging has a real different meaning these days huh ;)

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        2003: “You’re so edgy 🙄” 2023: “You’re so edgy 🥵”

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          Man, nothing escapes global warming

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        Sure is more fun nowadays though

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        It’s always meant being on the edge

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          Yeah but now it means being on the edge ;)

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    Ever since I saw this photo I couldn’t take the dude seriously.

    The utter irony

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      That must be a wig right?

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        It’s a Halloween costume

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      Excuse me, what’s that thing about the bunkers?

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          Elon musk is really the answer to, what happens if an incel gets the infinite money cheat

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            Much of that government subsidies. AKA social programs for nepo / trust fund babies.

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      Yeah, right, ofc musk has an underground cum jar. That’s enough internet for today.

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    Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord

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      peaks over graveyard fence

      “where’s mark suckaturd? Oh yeh, you got scared of him and showed everyone that you’re full of shit”

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        I mean Facebook is kind of like a graveyard

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    This meme makes a good point, he’s so fucking cringe.

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      I’m starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker

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        I’m positive

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      It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.

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      This was from Tuesday (the comment). A 52 year old man posted that, though I use the word “man” loosely here…

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      I think you might be in luck.

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      I’m his age and may or may not have some pics like that…

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        Hopefully from 40 years ago and not last week?

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      i’m starting too think being rich is symptom of a mental illness in many cases.

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    Every time I think Musk has written his stupidest Tweet he goes and proves me wrong. It’s honestly impressive.

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      It was funny for a while, but I’d really like him to hit rock bottom. The guy has a lot of power, and this is really kinda worrying me now.

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    Skilled with a katana due to extensive training in mother’s basement

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      While you were partying, I studied the blade

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    Do we… do we call him Emon now?

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      DigEmon digital monster?

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        Nice one.

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    What the hell happened to that man?

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      Daddy didn’t give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn’t wear.

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        wdym ‘woudlnt wear’

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          There was a song from Pearl Jam called Jeremy that had this line:

          Daddy didn't give affection, no
          And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear
          King Jeremy the wicked
          Oh, ruled his world
          

          What they meant is that the mother neglected him because she didn’t want to be seen in public with him.

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            I interpret this more like she neglected him bc she was only interested in dressing up.

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          It’s a lyric from the song Jeremy by Pearl Jam.

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      My theory is too much blow and huffing his own farts to the point where his brain has turned to mush.

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      South Africa

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      Autism trauma is my guess.

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        Autism trauma?

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          Yeah. I mean, as an autistic man I can put myself in his shoes. People don’t really accept you and you always seem to say the wrong things or the right things at the wrong times. You want to be liked and accepted, so you accumulate wealth to try to have social standing and influence. But even as the richest man you still can’t really find your footing socially. It’s sad and I feel for the guy on some level.

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            🤔 Perhaps he needs people he can relate to and who understand he’s autistic and so not to take any of his faux pas personally.

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              This is the challenge

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      Nothing. He was a scammer and an idiot who got lucky, and that is what he still is, only with more money.

      He was fired for incompetence before, let that sink in

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      He has a sick, twisted piece of shit for a father and the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

  • ★ 𝐑𝐮𝐢𝐤𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐏𝐫𝐮𝐬 ★@lemmy.ml
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    Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X

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      He technically was forced to buy it. He first wanted to buy it but then he didn’t want it anymore after he saw how many bots there are instead of actual users afaik. There was no return in this dealership or smth.

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        Not quite right, he said he wanted to buy it but really just wanted to pump the stock to sell it. Then they started forcing him to buy it so he said there were too many undisclosed bots as an excuse. When that didn’t work he was forced to buy it anyway.

      • ★ 𝐑𝐮𝐢𝐤𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐏𝐫𝐮𝐬 ★@lemmy.ml
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        You’re right about this. Musk has two options: Pay a lot of money and receive nothing, or Pay and Buy Twitter

        But now we have X, that sounds “lfmao coolest name of all history 😱🤟🔥” in the head of Musk I guess

        Musk is not a bad guy, but his decisions were funny in many cases

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          No one accumulates that kind of money without being a bad guy

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    [annoying JP voice] I hate your face.

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      My dream is to one day meet Jonah Hill so I can tell him, “I loved you in Grandma’s Boy!”

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      I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it.

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    I’m still waiting for Elmo Vs Zuck.

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      Elin back out because mommy said so.

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    Whoa whoa whoa nearly cut myself on that edge. Seriously, I cackled so hard I frightened the cat. NWBTCW bby.

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