The Tiger I Ausf. D “Drippenwagen” was a prototype variant of the Tiger I heavy tank. Development was started in 1938 by Henschel & Sohn following orders from the Führer for a “riced out tiger” that would “take the allies to gapplebees”. The Drippenwagen featured a lowered suspension, widened “Überostostostketten” tracks, improved aerodynamics, the silhouette of a large brick, and a new twin-turbo flat-twelve powerplant from Porsche. “Secret documents” claim the engine produced 9000 horsepower and could bring the Drippenwagen from a standstill to 100 km/h in 1.1 seconds. Only one example of the design was built in 1942. Unconfirmed reports say the Drippenwagen “blew up 1000000 allied tanks” and “single-handedly took the Western Front in 2 days” before the driver of the tank stepped on the gas pedal too hard and flew the Drippenwagen to the moon.
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The Tiger I Ausf. D “Drippenwagen” was a prototype variant of the Tiger I heavy tank. Development was started in 1938 by Henschel & Sohn following orders from the Führer for a “riced out tiger” that would “take the allies to gapplebees”. The Drippenwagen featured a lowered suspension, widened “Überostostostketten” tracks, improved aerodynamics, the silhouette of a large brick, and a new twin-turbo flat-twelve powerplant from Porsche. “Secret documents” claim the engine produced 9000 horsepower and could bring the Drippenwagen from a standstill to 100 km/h in 1.1 seconds. Only one example of the design was built in 1942. Unconfirmed reports say the Drippenwagen “blew up 1000000 allied tanks” and “single-handedly took the Western Front in 2 days” before the driver of the tank stepped on the gas pedal too hard and flew the Drippenwagen to the moon.
Drippenwagen doesn’t sound bad fake German enough. Let’s change it to Drïppënwägën
Fake? No no no, my german great grandpa insists that it’s 100% real and stalks the wood at night, waiting to consume children who masturbate
German doesn’t have ï and ë. Only ä, ö, ü and ß are different from basic Latin.
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