• @mcteazy
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    681 month ago

    I was taking a break on a hike a few weeks ago and a group of 3 girls and a guy passed me and the guy was narrating John Wick 4 scene by scene

    • AFK BRB Chocolate
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      371 month ago

      Are you sure it was a hike, and not the girls just walking further and further to politely escape him?

      • @[email protected]
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        181 month ago

        No, he was their trainer and they were doing their best to keep up so they wouldn’t miss any fight scenes.

      • Lad
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        161 month ago

        No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Imgonnatrythis
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      191 month ago

      Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate? I watched the first one and it was just like watching a twitch stream of a first person shooter. I assumed the others were similar.

      • @[email protected]
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        171 month ago

        John Wick 4 has three protagonists, a fight between two teams of actual Japanese ninjas, a vehicular melee around the Arc de Triomphe set to Gesaffelstein, and a pistols at dawn duel.

        • @AlecSadler
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          1 month ago

          That vehicular melee scene was wild, must’ve been a bitch to shoot.

          But that one-shot camera scene was superb.

      • @brbposting
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        -21 month ago

        Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate?

        “People get shot, and shot again if they hurt a dog”

        🥱 (except more like 🤢 so killy, whyyy)

        • @mindbleach
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          21 month ago

          Huh. The inverse matrix transform of “the boat sinks, get over it.”