No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate?
I watched the first one and it was just like watching a twitch stream of a first person shooter. I assumed the others were similar.
John Wick 4 has three protagonists, a fight between two teams of actual Japanese ninjas, a vehicular melee around the Arc de Triomphe set to Gesaffelstein, and a pistols at dawn duel.
I was taking a break on a hike a few weeks ago and a group of 3 girls and a guy passed me and the guy was narrating John Wick 4 scene by scene
Are you sure it was a hike, and not the girls just walking further and further to politely escape him?
No, he was their trainer and they were doing their best to keep up so they wouldn’t miss any fight scenes.
No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And then everyone clapped.
That’s nothing. I recited the entire Star Wars crawl from memory and now i’m the father of 16 children and I’m founding my own religion.
could have done better if you told them the story of darth plageis the wise
I had sex once sooooooo
Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate? I watched the first one and it was just like watching a twitch stream of a first person shooter. I assumed the others were similar.
John Wick 4 has three protagonists, a fight between two teams of actual Japanese ninjas, a vehicular melee around the Arc de Triomphe set to Gesaffelstein, and a pistols at dawn duel.
That vehicular melee scene was wild, must’ve been a bitch to shoot.
But that one-shot camera scene was superb.
Seems like you just covered most of it in about 10 seconds 🤷🏼♀️
“People get shot, and shot again if they hurt a dog”
🥱 (except more like 🤢 so killy, whyyy)
Huh. The inverse matrix transform of “the boat sinks, get over it.”