SSTF to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish • 1 month ago"Corporal, call me Lance Armstrong, because I'm about to step on the moon."lemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down15
arrow-up1143arrow-down1image"Corporal, call me Lance Armstrong, because I'm about to step on the moon."lemmy.worldSSTF to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish20•1 month agoNot Lance Armstrong, that’s the one-balled Tour De France winner. You’re thinking of Stretch Armstrong!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•1 month agoI thought we were talking about Buzz Armstrong. Guy was so fast he changed his last name to Light-year.
minus-squareSSTFOPlinkfedilinkEnglish7•edit-21 month agoKeep up that back talk and I’ll bust you back down to Corporal so fast it will make your head spin.
minus-squareWindows_Error_NoiseslinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoWho’s easily confused with Stretch “Bicycle” Aldrin! Those silly astronauts.
Not Lance Armstrong, that’s the one-balled Tour De France winner. You’re thinking of Stretch Armstrong!
I thought we were talking about Buzz Armstrong. Guy was so fast he changed his last name to Light-year.
No, you’re thinking of Neil Lance-year.
Keep up that back talk and I’ll bust you back down to Corporal so fast it will make your head spin.
Who’s easily confused with Stretch “Bicycle” Aldrin! Those silly astronauts.