No, I don’t want to buy one. This came out of a discussion about my brother, who is so much weirder than me if you can believe it, who owns a real human skull.

I don’t know how he got it. I don’t know where he got it from, maybe this company, more importantly, I don’t know why he would want such a thing. He is not a scientist, he works in IT. He did get an MFA in theater, wanted to be a professional theater director and loves Shakespeare, I can’t believe the reason was because he wanted Hamlet to be super authentic.

We’re not all that close, so it really hasn’t come up in conversation. I only know about it because he posted elsewhere a while back that he was on a Zoom meeting at work and he showed it off and couldn’t understand why everyone stopped laughing and got silent. So obviously he thinks it’s cool to own it.

It used to be a person. I’m an atheist and I don’t believe in an afterlife, but that’s just basic disrespect.

Anyway… how can you ethically source a skull and then sell it on the open market?

  • Ogmios
    link
    13115 days ago

    Anyway… how can you ethically source a skull and then sell it on the open market?

    You pay an intern in your marketing department to write “ethically sourced” on all your customer facing surfaces.

    • Flying SquidOP
      link
      fedilink
      4215 days ago

      That’s my concern here. Like how would they know if this isn’t similar to China harvesting organs from executed prisoners?

      • Ogmios
        link
        2515 days ago

        Not knowing just adds spice!

    • @RvTV95XBeo
      link
      32
      edit-2
      2 days ago

      In theory? It’s all about traceability and consent, preferably with a third party auditing system. A good skull salesman should be able to provide you with documentation of the origin of your skull and the consent obtained, as well as a contact at their third-party auditing firm. if the skull is fair trade, they should also be able to provide evidence that they are paying above market rates for their skull harvesters.

      • Ogmios
        link
        1415 days ago

        Thank you kind sir and/or madame for providing a great deal more education on the human skull trade than I had ever intended to pursue!