• God
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    19 hours ago

    Took me so long to realize he’s dead and this is fake hahah. I should go to sleep.

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      19 hours ago

      he’s dead

      Yeah, dead… nervous laughter

      And before you ask, no, I’m not keeping Pringles-shin alive in a vat in my basement conducting my own Winter Soldier experiment. That would be ridiculous.

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        11 hours ago

        You really are a mad scientist. You’re in it for the science, damn the practicality or ethics! No sane scientist would select a 62 year old man to be the base for their super soldier program, but look at you go!

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          6 hours ago

          His heart and lungs are those of a 20 year old, due to hot dog juice.