That doesn’t seem like that many cookies. Assuming an average of three cookies per household, that’s only ~100 million houses visted. Santa is either racist or he’s being paid off by the elven mafia to exclusively visit certain homes, only logical explanation for the discrepancy in the cookie consumption to global household ratio.
Ahh, but that 127 million only accounts for the United States or perhaps a few other nations. There surely are at least a couple other countries in the world that are the ‘Santa Visit Roster’
That doesn’t seem like that many cookies. Assuming an average of three cookies per household, that’s only ~100 million houses visted. Santa is either racist or he’s being paid off by the elven mafia to exclusively visit certain homes, only logical explanation for the discrepancy in the cookie consumption to global household ratio.
Gotta imagine not every house puts out cookies. And since there are ~127 million households, that seems to work out pretty well.
Tho I have heard he leaves out Milwaukee for religious reasons.
There are what now? This planet has 8 billion people, Einstein.
Congratulations, you’re an American stereotype. Forgetting all of the world except the US, and being dumb as fuck.
Only Americans have to pay for Santa to come visit
Happy holidays from a German :)
Ahh, but that 127 million only accounts for the United States or perhaps a few other nations. There surely are at least a couple other countries in the world that are the ‘Santa Visit Roster’
Other countries don’t have to pay him to visit
In a lot of places around Europe, Santa visits early December.