• jaemo
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    Elon Musk’s atoms are poorly arranged for maximizing utility to the human race and would be better served if they were rearranged into fertilizer for feedcrops. At present they are just in a cloud of un-thought. Utilitarianism must be respected.

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      [vibrates proliferously]

      How do you speak our language?

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        Simple. I have access to an oscillation overthruster and a Ford pickup.