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    3311 months ago

    I’d love to see a study where someone takes the teachings of Jesus, anonymizes and modernizes the stories and just presents them as hypotheticals with a “Strongly Disagree -> Strongly Agree” choiceset and see what most modern evangelicals actually think of Jesus when taken out of context.

    I’ll bet that the majority would say they disagree with Jesus on most points

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        1211 months ago

        That actually doesn’t sound that unreasonable. Take all the hocus pocus out of it and yeah, Jesus was a good role model.

        • JJROKCZ
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          1311 months ago

          I particularly enjoy the whipping of the lenders

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          511 months ago

          “WWJD?” might be the most potent possible distillation

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            111 months ago

            Who knows. Maybe what Jesus actually did was set up a food distribution network to feed those 4000 people for free.

            This is now my bible head canon. They can make stuff up, why can’t I?

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              211 months ago

              Actually had a priest suggest that the miracle of the loaves and fishes was that as the baker went around, those who brought their own put extra in the basket.

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        811 months ago

        I always love how evangelicals try to push the idea that the founding fathers were bible thumpers like themselves. So many of them were deists which to a evangelical, is extremely heretical. Hell, Thomas Paine especially was not shy about expressing his pretty strong dislike for Christianity.