• @JadenSmith
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    89 months ago

    Maybe you’re a time traveller! If I were you, I would use this power for the silliest things as long as they’re funny.

      • Rose Thorne
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        39 months ago

        When you piss in the primordial ooze, try to hit one of the clumps that will eventually crawl out of the ocean and lead to my genetic line.

        Trust me, that proto-lifeform earned it.