Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThe truth about Canadalemmy.worldimagemessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up11.35Karrow-down174
arrow-up11.27Karrow-down1imageThe truth about Canadalemmy.worldStriker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square99fedilink
minus-squareJadenSmithlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 year agoMaybe you’re a time traveller! If I were you, I would use this power for the silliest things as long as they’re funny.
minus-squareolicvb@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoI’ll try and not mess the timeline too much <3
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoWhen you piss in the primordial ooze, try to hit one of the clumps that will eventually crawl out of the ocean and lead to my genetic line. Trust me, that proto-lifeform earned it.
minus-squareHistorical_General@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThen don’t reveal that you’re a time traveller blabbermouth!
Maybe you’re a time traveller! If I were you, I would use this power for the silliest things as long as they’re funny.
I’ll try and not mess the timeline too much <3
When you piss in the primordial ooze, try to hit one of the clumps that will eventually crawl out of the ocean and lead to my genetic line.
Trust me, that proto-lifeform earned it.
Then don’t reveal that you’re a time traveller blabbermouth!