• Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    928 months ago

    I haven’t seen Oklahoma! but is there a part where the lead whips out their dong and waves it in front of the audience?

    If not, who cares what’s in their pants?

    • ivanafterall
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      8 months ago

      Also, prosthetic dongs are a thing, if you prefer to keep the original vision of Oklahoma! intact.

    • @[email protected]
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      348 months ago

      Also, did they verify the new lead is cis? I know a lot of people who have been in theater, there is a surprisingly large percent who aren’t cis.

        • @lingh0e
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          148 months ago

          Pshh. Can’t be done.

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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        188 months ago

        Right? If you’re gonna try to get all the queer kids out of theater you’re gonna have a really hard time.

    • @potterpockets
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      288 months ago

      You dont remember the classic line

      “Ooooooooklamohma where my jizz coms seeping down my pants!”

    • @[email protected]
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      88 months ago

      I just wanted you to know, I actually giggled at this. Thank you for the laugh after a shitty weekend.

    • @Ghyste
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      87 months ago

      Texas, apparently…