You know they never would as they are, but you can’t help wishing they might.
Also because we’re imagining nonsense here, this blender is as big as it needs to be to accomplish its task, or things are somehow able to fit into an ordinary sized blender. You have some celestial bodies you think might make a good drink/smoothie? Toss’em into the Imaginary Blender.
Malachite and lapis lazuili. Beautiful minerals/stones. You’d think they’d be delicious. I’ve even heard of kids that have tried to suck on them like candy.
So, with a magic blender, they would be my first pick to try.