You know they never would as they are, but you can’t help wishing they might.

Also because we’re imagining nonsense here, this blender is as big as it needs to be to accomplish its task, or things are somehow able to fit into an ordinary sized blender. You have some celestial bodies you think might make a good drink/smoothie? Toss’em into the Imaginary Blender.

  • southsamurai
    22·
    10 months ago

    Malachite and lapis lazuili. Beautiful minerals/stones. You’d think they’d be delicious. I’ve even heard of kids that have tried to suck on them like candy.

    So, with a magic blender, they would be my first pick to try.

  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
    9·
    10 months ago

    I’ve always wanted to eat a candle. If I could blend up a bar of soap and a candle I think that could be pretty good.

    If I had this imaginary blender I’d also blend a few light bulbs because it would be sick to drink a light bulb

    • ElderWendigo
      8·
      10 months ago

      So I take it you’ve never had your mouth washed out with soap for sassing your mother? I guess you also never mistook wax fruit for real fruit as a kid? Or just took a bite anyway to make smartass joke? Maybe I was just a bad kid.

      • Fizz@lemmy.nz
        2·
        10 months ago

        I’ve never had my mouth washed out with soap but I have willingly taken a bite of it and it’s very unpleasant. But it still seems tasty.

  • weeeeum@lemmy.worldEnglish
    8·
    10 months ago

    This one sharpening stone I own. It looks like vanilla, cream and Pepto bismol flavored dippin dots all compressed into an ice cream bar and it looks like it’s taste would be fucking incredible

    Great polishing stone too (imanishi suita rengen 6000)

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
      3·
      10 months ago

      Dunno. I want to like it, but I just can’t get rid of that desperate after taste

  • Otter@lemmy.caEnglish
    5·
    10 months ago

    I think we need a /c/forbiddensnacks community

    there is an old one here, but it’s unmoderated currently: [email protected]

    might be easier to make a new one