• Aurenkin
      11·
      9 months ago

      Insight check: 18.

      You are able to tell that God was lying.

      • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
        6·
        9 months ago

        Failed:
        After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
        You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.

        • Aurenkin
          3·
          9 months ago

          Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.

          Make a constitution roll.

          • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
            2·
            9 months ago

            Save failed.
            You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
            Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.

            • Aurenkin
              3·
              9 months ago

              Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.