• @Varyk
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    65 months ago

    Bidets, folks, get a bidet, handheld bidet, no more ring of fire

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        5 months ago

        I thought it was about a spicy bottom after spices go out the bottom. Bidets fix that problem.

        • @Kecessa
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          35 months ago

          Do you spray while it’s coming out or something?

          • @Varyk
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            5 months ago

            Ooh no, don’t do that.

            After you finish evacuation(as near as you can tell), you wash off the mess using the bidet.

            Since you haven’t just smeared the mess around and into your skin with some paper, there’s no lingering burn.

              • @Varyk
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                -25 months ago

                Capsaicin doesn’t really affect your intestines, it’s more of a skin irritant.

                So just wash off your skin as soon as it’s dirty, no burns.

                This is from direct experience, i highly recommend anyone who likes spicy food(and everyone else) to get some sort of bidet rather than smearing waste on themselves with toilet paper.

                • @Kecessa
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                  25 months ago

                  Dude, I’ve got a bidet, eat spicy enough and it burns AS IT’S COMING OUT, there’s no escaping it!

                  • @Varyk
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                    15 months ago

                    With a bidet, there’s a few seconds of burning if you really went crazy with spice, then you wash off and everything is back to normal vs. using toilet paper and suffering the burn and irritated skin for hours.

                    That is an escape.

                    As soon as I used my first bidet. I realized I had escaped the filthy cycle of toilet paper redistribution.

      • @Varyk
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        15 months ago

        Ditto, I don’t want to touch none of that mess down there.

        All I can think when I visit a country that doesn’t use bidets regularly is that all these people using their hands for everything were very recently groping around near the wrong end of themselves.