• Varyk
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    10 个月前

    Bidets, folks, get a bidet, handheld bidet, no more ring of fire

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        10 个月前

        I thought it was about a spicy bottom after spices go out the bottom. Bidets fix that problem.

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          10 个月前

          Do you spray while it’s coming out or something?

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            Ooh no, don’t do that.

            After you finish evacuation(as near as you can tell), you wash off the mess using the bidet.

            Since you haven’t just smeared the mess around and into your skin with some paper, there’s no lingering burn.

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                Capsaicin doesn’t really affect your intestines, it’s more of a skin irritant.

                So just wash off your skin as soon as it’s dirty, no burns.

                This is from direct experience, i highly recommend anyone who likes spicy food(and everyone else) to get some sort of bidet rather than smearing waste on themselves with toilet paper.

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                  Dude, I’ve got a bidet, eat spicy enough and it burns AS IT’S COMING OUT, there’s no escaping it!

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                    With a bidet, there’s a few seconds of burning if you really went crazy with spice, then you wash off and everything is back to normal vs. using toilet paper and suffering the burn and irritated skin for hours.

                    That is an escape.

                    As soon as I used my first bidet. I realized I had escaped the filthy cycle of toilet paper redistribution.

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        Ditto, I don’t want to touch none of that mess down there.

        All I can think when I visit a country that doesn’t use bidets regularly is that all these people using their hands for everything were very recently groping around near the wrong end of themselves.