• swab148
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      147 months ago

      The spicy kind, like what I’m shooting

      • @vaultdweller013
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        67 months ago

        You should see a doctor, or atleast a biological researcher cause if your piss is carbonated you may low key have multiple problems.

  • Jay
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    217 months ago

    That was his hiding spot from the reaper to let him last as long as he did.

  • @[email protected]
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    177 months ago

    Crazy that after all that time, his cause of death was drowning in diarrhea? He died doing what he loved.

  • @[email protected]
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    157 months ago

    I hope that someone makes a headstone that has a comfortable perch so visitors can easily take a dump while not stepping in previous visitors stools.

  • @CountVon
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    107 months ago

    I feel very strongly that this should have been titled “Kissinger’s Rest-in-piss.”

  • Xusontha
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    47 months ago

    When he died a friend texted me this:

    In other news Arlington cemetery will soon install its first gender neutral bathroom