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The best summary I can come up with is:
“The best way to not lose a war is to not start a war, dumbass”
I’ve never lost a war by following this advice. Also, am still a dumbass.
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The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 2 - When planning to capture a city in three days, always remember to pack a lunch… and maybe dinner. And breakfast for the next few months, just in case.
The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 27 - If you don’t have enough nightvision to go around, consider irradiated soil like the Red Forest. Not only will your troops enjoy the historic views, but the glowing ambiance really livens up night operations! Who knows, could also get a cool mutation.
Oh, I’m going in naked. Fingers crossed I get super powers.
A disappointing lack of coloring pages. Wtf AmazonWtf Amazon?
I think you meant to buy The Coloring Book of War.
One of my favourite quotes:
“If your first couple of hundred meat waves didn’t do it, just keep sending more. It’s bound to work at some point.”
Years of hotdog making, and children’s artbooks, evidently described. Edit: Oops. In my defense I wrote this at 2am
You’re mistaking the man who cried SHOIGUUU with shoigu himself, the lumber baron
The Art of War
Not much… It’s very short.
How to put your mercenary commander’s requests for support on ‘read’ because of court politics
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