We’ve been ignoring the Dakotas for too long, they are spreading at an alarming rate!
Incest often doesn’t provide viable offspring though.
Tell that to the British royal line
Any royal line for that matter
That’s what happens when the antidax narrative takes hold.
Damn that’s scary. I don’t think there’s many drag queens there but child abuse in those states are higher than most. /s
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This is cursed.
I only looked at this for ten seconds and I forgot how the real map looks.
The malignant Dak-ancer has spread to your Cancerlina. The illness stems from exposure to fascist gerrymandering. It’s a fatal prognosis.
I… I can’t even figure what’s wrong with it even though I know it’s so very, very wrong. My brain hurts.
As someone from Europe it looks fine to me.
I genuinely didn’t get the joke until I read the hover text and even then I just assumed he put extra lines in to troll the Americans.
That’s an awful lot of Dakotas. Also, Ohio really ought to be renamed Ohno.
And no Howoming, Whatoming, Wheroming, or Whooming, missed opportunities.
Ohno
That’s my favorite. Plus, the way it can be read as “Ohenno” or Oh hell no. Columbia on the West Coast is also a neat idea, considering that Columbia was the manufactured goddess designed to be an avatar for American greatness, before we got the Statue of Liberty. Columbia still has a big statue on top of the Capitol building in DC that never gets mentioned.
What really gets me is how you swapped Alabama and Mississippi just for kicks.
ok but where’s MASHINGTON
West of Wontanna
Fun fact, there are no US states that start with A.
The closest is Arkansas which starts with an “A”. Which is pronounced similar to an “A”.
Some ChatGPT fun facts
Likewise there are no states with a B in the name.
Isn’t Kentucky the only one that starts with a K?
Did I have a stroke?
This magazine has been cracking me up for weeks now. Had to share:
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Hmm, trying to understand your username, are you both very intelligent/ talented AND have a lift kit on your vehicle?
It’s a Typo: His name is Ted and he’s into GILFs.
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I see Kansas, but where’s Kan’tsas?
Kansas, Akansas, Arkansas was clever my guy. How would you pronounce Akansas tho? A-kansahh? Akansahh? A-Kansas? Akansas? Ahkansas? Ah-kansahh?
Ahkansas, just to piss off the French
Ah-kansah, I would imagine.
Should be Kansas, Arkansas, and Cokansas.
Arkansas and yourkansas
Looks right to me ╮(•‿• )╭
I have an inkling that the two Arkansas are pronounced differently. “Are-Kansas” and “Are-Can-Saw”.
One is Akansas
I see that now. I did not see it then.
Are-ken-saw, A-kan-saw and a Kan-sahs
But where is Are-Cannot-Saw?
Next to Coloradon’t
One has no R
I see that now. I did not see it then.
That’s because Arkansas (ARE-can-saw) retained the native language pronounciation, while Kansas (CAN-zuhs) was Anglicanized.
This makes my brain hurt
How would you like them labeled? They already have the names.
The names are an edit of the original xkcd comic, where the states are blank.
