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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Be careful when you go for a pee

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Be careful when you go for a pee

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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Delphia@lemmy.world
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    I think he also took a shit.

    • YoorWeb@lemmy.world
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      • bizarrocullen@lemmy.world
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        I mean this could’ve been avoided if he peed while sitting.

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          I don’t care what anyone says, pissing while sitting is better in every way

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            OK how about for a piss and shit covered public toilet seat?

            I bet you’d prefer to stand and piss then. It’s a privilege to enjoy, don’t forget that.

            • Daxtron2@startrek.website
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              Nah that’s just extra texture for the full public bathroom experience

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    Idiot shouldn’t have tried overtaking on such a narrow road.

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      Probably riding his brakes instead of downshifting on too steep of a grade.

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      Wonder if that was an intentional overtake or something gone wrong mechanically. I hope everyone’s okay.

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        Those trees certainly aren’t.

      • phoneymouse@lemmy.world
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        Yeah I suspect he couldn’t stop, but I imagine it would be better to go left and hit the other truck than over a cliff. Better for him at least.

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    Aww man now everyone’s gonna know I was peeing!

    • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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      Fuck it, im just gonna keep pissing on this truck wreck

      “Yo stop screaming, keep your mouth closed”

  • F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world
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    Where.

    • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com
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      The trucks and the way they’re driving has me guessing southern Asia, the fact they’re on a mountain road backs that too. Wherever it is it isn’t western, parts of the US have and probably will again put people on the sex offender registry for taking a piss in the open like that, and I doubt Europe is much friendlier.

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        Good news, public urinators!

        Everyone’s favorite website reports Europe is friendlier.

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        People will judge you for it in most situations (aka when it’s not a necessity out of emergency) but you’re not likely to be charged for it and for sure not with anything sex related because… pissing isn’t sexual.

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          But you could be charged, so there’s still a strong chilling effect where people are going to be afraid to piss outdoors.

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            Yeah the sheer possibly of being put on the “get murdered by vigilantes while the general public cheers” list certainly makes pissing your pants a more viable option for most people.

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        Somebody has played some Geoguesser

    • baked_tea@lemmy.world
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      Both work

      • F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world
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        They do. Just my preference. =-)

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    Looks like he ended up going both #1 AND #2

  • BrandoGil@lemmy.world
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    “That truck scared the piss outta me!”

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    Kinda rude to take out the pisser.

  • EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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    The truck totally slipped on his piss. /s

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    Ehh not my problem, I guess

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    For a moment I thought it is WPD.

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    He just keeps pissing on the smoking wreckage like eh, dick’s already out, job’s not done.

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