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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 1 year ago

Anon is Icelandic

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Anon is Icelandic

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 1 year ago
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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    TIL that Icelandic people are never allowed to leave.

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      No no, they are. But they’re not allowed to ever come back.

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        TIL Icelanders are horses.

    • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
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      It’s because if they go slightly South, they melt.

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      That’s it your going to Iceland

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        I’d love to! It seems a gorgeous country with lots of great people! I’ll just steer clear of a couple of the national “delicacies” on my way to the penis museum 😁

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      Not everyone can afford to leave their country

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        I know. I was making a joke.

        Poverty isn’t anywhere near as bad in Iceland as in the US, though, so I’d guess that the vast majority could afford a trip abroad at least a couple of times during their lifetime 🤷

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    deleted by creator

    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world
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      Then steal it all and row it back to your homeland

      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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        They said Iceland, not Britain

  • SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world
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    I learned that hummingbirds are native to North America and they don’t have them in Europe. That made me sad for all of them over there.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Birds in the rest of the world actually bother to learn the lyrics.

    • smashboy@kbin.social
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      Best we can do is hummingbird moths.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Europe doesn’t have Sunbirds either.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunbird

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      Quickly, I must think of a bird endemic to Europe to not feel left out

      There you go: blue tit

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        You can see those anywhere you have a woman and a tourniquet.

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        Blue jays are fancier.

        Magpies absolutely beat mockingbirds, though. Dull brown mimics versus two-tone corvids.

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      hummingbirds can be found in south america too, not just north.

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    Wait, did Iceland actually fall for our prank? They believe snakes exist! Next they’ll start believing in Australia!

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      bro imagine actually thinking legless lizards could ever exist, makes no sense

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    deleted by creator

    • Jay@lemmy.ca
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      sorry to hear that

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        Flat braille: the most useful thing since InAudible, my startup producing audiobooks for deaf people.

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          This is a joke but blind people have special braille keyboards to read the net. Someone could probably cook up some software ai to scan/identify images including text. Flat braille would just become readable braille

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            That’s really cool!

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    Come to Florida and I will show you beautiful things!

    Meanwhile, you live in the land of the most beautiful homo sapiens on Earth. So you got that going for you.

    Trade experiences and learn?

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      (Pssst… don’t go to Florida. It’s almost certainly a trap)

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        Confirmed. OP is a gator in a trench coat

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      Iguanas! Which are invasive. Anoles! Which are invasive. Cuban tree frogs! Which are invasive.

      All the fuckin’ rodents are good, though.

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    I feel sorry for anyone who never gets to see a praying mantis in person. Coolest critter on the planet

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      Coolest critter on the planet

      Idunno, penguins are pretty damn cool, pun intended…

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      I saw one just outside work last summer. Which is weird because they are not endemic to my region.

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      I released a few thousand a couple years in a row (got ooth, hatched them, there are just a lot of eggs in each) and would occasionally see the adult females around my property for a few years after (I’m not sure why the population never took hold, it should have and didn’t).

      They are totally chill and will walk onto your hand pretty readily. They are also thrilled to be fed small insects from tweezers, and really like moth larva.

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    Yeah but Puffins

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    [picture of depressed man looking away from the sky exploding in ribbons of ethereal color]

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    I will never see a hot spring I will never see a land of grass I will never see a volcano I will never see a glacier I will never see a puffin I will never see a lamb

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      I will never taste the sweat of a large gay man

      • morphballganon@lemmy.world
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        That sounds like a personal choice

      • InfiniteStruggle
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        Don’t let your dreams be dreams

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      Where TF you live bro, there are plenty of those in the US. Except puffins, I’m not so sure about those. Alaska might have some.

      Come to think of it, Alaska probably has all of these.

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    at least he can have all the accidental incest he wants

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    comes with living on a place that is still being birthed out of the planet’s interior

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    And travelling won’t help, anon is blind.

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      Judging from the photo they glued their eyes shut.

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    Do zoos not exist there?

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      It’s cruel to keep trains in the zoo, they need a lot of space to roam

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        You can go to a museum and see a taxidermied train there

      • brognak@lemm.ee
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        Ironically every zoo I have been too does actually have a train 😅

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          Yeah but only a captive one that’s had its iron wheels replaced with tyres

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      Their zoo is actually really funny, it has like a donkey and a cow in it.

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    Ah, the gentle train, truly one of earth’s most fascinating creatures

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      Don’t be fooled by those hippy dippy nature shows. A feral train will kill you and everyone you love the moment your back is turned.

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        And the cry… the blood-curdling cry.

    • Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Scientists are still trying to figure out how they’re related to snakes.

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        Evolution

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